Pretty Pink Please!

thelogicalsong:

kingjaffejoffer:

cartelgathering:

russellmiller:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

omg

lmao

His face when she says it tho,

Like, “Damn right! Sure was.”

(via lordbreesuschrist)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

never seen anything more accurate

(via thefergiesofficial)

Guess who had a giant win in the Self-Love department today!

Nana: Can you believe I gave up sweets for lent and didn't lose any weight?

Me: I gave up sweets, too.

Nana: Well did you lose any weight?

Me: Honestly, I have no idea. I haven't weighed myself since last semester.

Nana: Oh, so you're scared of the scale.

Me: No. I feel good and I don't base my self-worth on a number.

wreckingball-23:

50 Best Acrylic Nail Art Designs, Ideas en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/110821574

wreckingball-23:

50 Best Acrylic Nail Art Designs, Ideas en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/110821574

fan: she’ll shit her pants
harry: why do you want her to shit her pants?!

(Source: harlds, via damndimples)

“I regret killing Augustus, I should have killed the cancer instead and let him and Hazel live happily ever after.”
John Green in a recent interview  (via augustuswate-rs)

(Source: riddlemetom, via bradick)

transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

(Source: rosetylear, via hipstercourfeyrac)

sugarbone:

slappin my new sticker series up around the city

sugarbone:

slappin my new sticker series up around the city

(via ewyu)

tatehorror:

Why do people always burst my Bublé

image

(via the1960)

classysassyrepublican:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

I’m glad this is getting notes fast. It’s such a great app!! :)

classysassyrepublican:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

I’m glad this is getting notes fast. It’s such a great app!! :)

(via ripplingmirrors)

jayfcuksakes:

christopher1001:

earthandanimals:

onlylolgifs:

Penguins Grieving

I’m crying.

This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here

My heart is hurting

(via starbucksthough)

newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

(Source: adoradordepelos, via timey-wimey-gamer)